Are you the type of person that can't function if you know you are not wearing matching socks? Or worse, do you twitch uncontrollably if your undergarments don't go with your outer garments? If you are a match-a-roo like me, embrace your need to coordinate if you so choose.

I can hardly mention the word "coordinate" without mimicking John Witherspoon's character in the 1992 movie Boomerang. "The secret is…you've got to coordinate" is the phrase that stole the scene when Witherspoon's character taught Eddie Murphy a thing or two about how to "coordinate" a mushroom patterned shirt. If you don't know the reference, youtube it for a giggle.

How do you feel when couples coordinate their outfits? Is the desire to coordinate with your mate sweet or just plain obnoxious? I say sweet and rock it out however you see fit! Some couples have the same wedding bands, others match from head to toe in their holiday card photos, even prom dates make the effort to wear a matching tie to their date's ensemble. Will and Kate, Gavin and Gwen, David and Posh, Beyonce and Jay and Brangelina all step out with amazing style and synchronicity. Exception: Brittany and Justin. When they were a couple, they always looked like tools wrapped in pimped out, matching Halloween costumes. I guess that's why it didn't last.

Teams have always dressed in matching ensembles for function. If not for jerseys, how else would a player know to whom they should pass, kick or throw? Heck, we are in horse country where every halter, lead rope and piece of electrical tape has to coordinate with the truck/trailer combos, farm sign lettering and monogramming. Some employees have uniforms, as do some students. Sometimes isn't it just easier to know what you are wearing when you get up in the morning? Kind of like the days of the week panties.

The von Trappe's all dressed the same and few can't hum the entire Sound of Music soundtrack. Their coordination is iconic. How about the OBX family photos on the beach with everyone wearing white and khaki and jumping in the air? Are we supposed to believe that all the colors were in the wash at the same time or did the family want the appearance of unity? Those that jump together stay together. And whatever beach photog made that popular, genius.

I am not preaching Stepfordism, always be true to your sense of personal style. But just because you own five different articles of pink clothing doesn't mean they all match nor do they make a snappy ensemble. If one of this spring's biggest trends is wearing stripes and polka dots together, there certainly can be an artistic license when it comes to coordination. Dress in a manner that is comfortable for you. If you are not comfortable building a coordinating wardrobe to your taste, seek professional help. I am sure every boutique in Middleburg will come to your aid.

Match-A-Roo, Are you?

Sincerely, Me